Electric Youth

As Nina G sits staring out into space, she began to wonder - Whatever happened to Debbie Gibson? The sweet teeny bopper from the late 80's who brought such trashy classic hits like 'Out of the Blue', 'Fooling Heart', Lost in you Eyes' and of course, 'Electric Youth'. Ah yes, Electric Youth - the year 1989. It was the year that Nina G was made school prefect to police the grounds of her ill-reputed primary school. She was ordered to record the names of late-comers, spitters, gropers, rock throwers and pupils who misused the water cooler machine (some mistook it for a bidet - ok ok she exaggerates!) The names of these juvenile delinquents were then passed on the the headmistress of the school (a merciless Mrs Zubaidah) who was intolerant of hoodlums (not unlike Dolores Umbridge). It wasn't until afterwards, through the grapevine, that Nina G learnt of the horrific torture that went on behind closed doors. No one knows for sure, but some claim that Mrs Zubaidah's favourite weapon of punishment was the wooden stick she used as a door stop. Others say it was a mini electric chair for little naughty children which would have resulted in a handful of electrocuted youths.