Ms Donna Tell All has publicly accused Nina G of desperately seeking publicity by expressing herself on a no-holds-barred blog website. How dare you, Ms Donna Tell All? How could you, after years and years of mentor/mentee friendship (which dates back to 1999) make such an illicit, groundless and most of all hurtful accusation on Nina G! But you are forgiven for your misdemeanour. Nina G understands that being an enterprising and ruthless businesswoman (PR sweetie dah-ling!) such as yourself, you are occasionally clouded by wrongful judgements.
Yesterday, the 30-something Ms Donna Tell All revealed a little secret to Nina G. She claims that she is currently dating a young, juicy and tender (quote, unquote) 25 year old. What is it with 30-something women in power and their younger men? Ms Donna Tell All also encouraged Nina G to 'try out' this forbidden fruit. But no, Nina G is a great believer that men of slight experience (think Clive Owen and not Sean Connery) make better companions and are less commitment phobic. These frivolous 20-something boys or worst, teeny boppers are often tawdry and cash strapped. A human mattress. Mind you, Nina G is still very much a 20-something girl but is indeed a rare diamond in the rough. She does not fit the mould so harshly described above. Or perhaps, she may just be bitter? Burned one too many times with scars to prove and remind her? I'm afraid readers - you will never know. What with her next birthday looming close, she might be suffering from pre-birthday jitters and the realisation that she is beyond her quarter life crisis. Please, Nina G implore you to have sympathy.
To Ms Donna Tell All - Nina G raises her delicate Martini glass (Lychee Martini - yum) and congratulate you on garnering yourself a 'tender and juicy' spring chicken to play with. Perhaps Nina G has missed the point. Perhaps a 30-something woman like yourself would like to be reminded of youth, vibrance and vitality. (virility too one would hope!) Perhaps Ms Donna Tell All is trying to spread the gospel that if one sets their mind to it, one can be...Forever Young. Even if it means just dating 'younger' men.
2 comments:
GG, I only have a few things to say really..:
(1) my spring chicken, although is 10 years younger than me, he has a body of a matured and medal winning swimmer (get what I mean?) although, he may be a little childish from time to time, its quite acceptable as my EQ is constantly improving as the days go by.. besides, childish men (regarless of real age) make u feel relaxed, vibrant and silly sometimes, and guess what, these are the ingredients that make life easier, because not much brain are required during dating & fxxxing anyway!!
(2) dating younger chicken is not the only way to stay young and beautiful GG!! Dont forget to go for regular spa treatments, healthy diet, lots of exercies (in and/or out of bed, up to u) & occasional botox sessions.
So, as your life time Mentor, who gave u the business and saved u from selling chewing gums on the street, I suggest u start saving & investing, as your expenses on all of the above items will shoot up by the time u reach my age, which is soon darling! xxx
I'm all for dating younger men
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