Nina G is exhausted! She just spent the last 30 minutes 'exit moulding' her bathroom. Auntie Ditsy Dixie from overseas is visiting her tomorrow you see. Being a true Virgo, a perfectionist, she wants everything spick and span. Her apartment has been de-criminalised - condoms and dutch caps tucked safely in her knicker drawer. Obscene reading materials i.e The Vagina Monologues, He's Just Not That Into You (absolute rubbish!) packed in the broom closet with the half empty bottles of Vodka and various other alcoholic beverages. Autie Ditsy Dixie is a health freak and will tolerate no decadent lifestyle. So, for 2 whole days, Nina G will be the perfect niece and play the perfect hostess to her favourite aunt.
Toodle pip!
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Maybe it's time to again get out the Exit Mould, Nina.
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