A Public Affair

It's 2.20pm mid-week. Nina G is slumped in her chair facing a screen full of numbers that are making no fucking sense. She's so bored she wished she had a mirror to examine her pores (she has just recently purchased a beauty therapy package at Beauty Culture - buy 6 intensive facial treatments and get 1 free) Nina G is such a sucker for good deals.

Suddenly - You've got mail! Who could it be? It's Ms Wits and Bits! Well, hello there! The last she wrote, a rather handsome high ranking executive with a reputable firm is hot on her heels. A persistent letch despite the fact that he is...well, MARRIED! This poses a small problem for poor Ms Wits and Bits. What with being brought up a good Catholic girl and all. But make no mistake, Ms Wits and Bits is beyond all that religious contraints. She is a woman with insatiable needs and desires. She is unmistakeably...an adulteress!

A series of e-mails soon ensued revealing pictures of this allegedly hot looking high ranking executive. Nina G concurs - he is hot Hot HOT! Not an adulteress herself but if coerced, Nina G will submit to this carnal sin. However, being a woman of virtue, Nina G decides to say the right thing - make him promise to divorce his wife! If not, a Cartier 18 carrat white gold Trinity ring that you've been eyeing for quite some time might do the trick! Trick him into believing that since you are going to lose Jesus as your rock for this transgression, you need a rock of a different kind to carry you through this lifetime...And if that doesn't work, tell him to take his hands off your chest and return to his cold, aloof and asexual wife.

OH...is it 5pm already? Time for Yoga and Nina G's favourite part of the day - being in the 'down-dog' position and legs spread eagled. Pure bliss.